Now that is a big ol' fat wisdom bomb right there. In case you can't read it, the graffiti found here on the men's room at the Hole in the Wall reads, "Sucker Punching is Not Cool."
We tend to agree. However, it could be argued that the concept of the "sucker punch" is ambiguous and open to interpretation. For instance, what if we're not talking about the type of punch, but the receiver of said punch? Can't we all agree that, at times, a true sucker really needs to get socked in the tamale-hole? Or what about that crazy dream you had that one time, in which that gigantic Blow-Pop was trying to get it on with your girlfriend? Now that sucker had that punch coming.
But in the interests of world peace, harmony, and keeping teeth inside faces, we here at the Hole in the Wall are going to subscribe to what we believe is the intention of this little literary gem that rests on the wall of the patio men's room... Clocking someone when they have no idea it's about to happen is pretty lame. Just ask Snooki.
Awwwww... Now who would want to hurt this cute little thing? No one here at the Hole in the Wall. Well, that might be completely false. Who knows?All we're saying is this: the next time you feel like sucker punching someone, take a deep breath, cruise over to the Hole in the Wall, have a drink, and relax.
We'll see you at the bar.
